At the start of the semester, a student reported losing their student ID and went on quite the adventure to find it. First, they searched their wallet, their desk, then their whole dorm, and then all the other dorms. At this point, it was proving futile, and the student would have to give in and pay the $15 fee for a new one.
But the student was stubborn, and they continued to persevere. They expanded their search past the dorms to the whole campus. A menace to society, they interrogated every student about the whereabouts of their ID. But alas, the ID was nowhere to be found on campus. So the student had expanded their search further to the whole city.
At this point, the student was rampaging through, turning the city upside down. Law enforcement was called, but the student would not admit defeat. They escaped the police by launching themselves to the moon. If they could not find the ID down on Earth, they would explore the cosmos for an alien civilization capable of finding any lost item. Better than paying the fee, nevermind the cost of putting together the rocket.
“I can afford the rocket, but my pride won’t allow me to buy a new ID. It’s the principle,” explained the student.
During the trip to the moon, the student experienced zero gravity, and many various items floated out of the student’s pants pockets. To the students’ utter dismay, one of those things was their missing ID!
“I was excited to explore the cosmos, but now that I found my ID, I realize how foolish I have been. I have to get my degree before setting out on my own into the universe,” the student commented at the end of the whole ordeal.
Now the student is safely back down on Earth, ready to tackle the semester.
