Professor Puts in a Fake Zero While Finishing to Grade Midterm Essays as an ‘April Fools Prank’
Last week, students of an anonymous professor were greeted with a zero on their midterm history essay.
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Students Attempt to Catch a Leprechaun, but Catch Their History Professor Instead
Saint Patrick’s Day is a special day for whimsy, and students thought to bring that whimsy to life with a simple trap for a leprechaun this past Tuesday. It wasn’t an elaborate setup, just some chocolate coins under a propped-up cardboard box. One engineering student offered to place a camera near the trap, theoretically to catch the leprechaun, but more likely to catch some squirrels.
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A Dragon Professor Appears on Campus to Teach the Curriculum of Dragons
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“No, it’s a…dragon?!”
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Professors Ignore Students’ Plans and Make Everything Important Due Around Spring Break
Professors are adamant about aligning all major assignments to fall right around spring break. They deliberately organize their syllabus so that the majority of their student’s grade is determined by work that is due directly before and after the break.
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Drew Replaces Teachers With Chimps in AI Glasses
“This is a huge step for not only Drew, but all of the United States. No chimp has ever taught a Zoom class before, let alone in glasses,”
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Professor Uses Chat-GPT to Answer Students’ Questions
Professor Lionel Smith has been using ChatGPT for the past year, and the students are starting to notice.
“I just asked Professor Smith about the syllabus, but he pulled out his phone and asked ChatGPT the same question,” said Freshman Mark Leyton. “Like, didn’t he write it? Why is he asking ChatGPT?”
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Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Residential staff labeled the incident “a breach of academic culture,” noting that J’s eight full hours of rest posed “a violation of the complete Fulton School’s experience.” Students on the floor gathered in the hallway chanting obscenities as RAs escorted J out of the building for what they described as “malicious resting.”
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New Report: The Opinions on Rate My Professor are Not 100% Accurate and May Contain Personal Opinions
Students from many different schools rely on Rate My Professor to judge what classes they should be taking in the next semester. And in this time of preparation, the site is being used more than ever. But did you know, that the information presented is not exact fact? Did you know, that when students write their ratings they are writing…. Opinions?
ASU Professor Blows up After Freshman Won’t Stop Yelling 6 7 in ISTB.
Witnesses say the professor froze mid-equation, muttered something about “the laws of thermodynamics not applying to clowns,” and then detonated emotionally, screaming that if he heard those numbers again, he’d “personally turn the building into plasma.”
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Student Ghost Hunters Investigate Paranormal Activity, Revealing It Was a Disgruntled Professor
At this time of year, while most would usually be celebrating the completion of their midterm exams and attending Halloween parties, students on the GVSU campus are left in a state of paranoia due to a recent surge in the sightings of what can only be described as “ghosts”. Although the campus has been historically
