“You have no idea how much monkeys poop, let alone an infinite number of them,” Roachell said. “It’s not all bad, though. Most of them are super happy and friendly—except for Ted. Ted smokes and swears—we’ve had HR meetings, but he doesn’t seem to care. He just says, ‘I came up with the new Dragon Age game, you aren’t going to fire me.’ It’s difficult at times to deal with all the personalities involved.”
Taking inspiration from Timothée Chalamet’s comments on the apparent lack of interest in ballet and opera, Kennesaw State University has decided to tear down the Zuckerman Art Museum to make way for a brand new parking lot.
Campus Art Museum to Be Converted Into Parking Lot Read More »
NASA was forced to issue an emergency statement Wednesday after detecting what senior scientists had described as “oh no, what the hell is that” glowing from Western Michigan around Grand Rapids.
“Neon Day” Participant Visible From Space, NASA Issues Statement Read More »
Throughout the KSU Campus, students have spoken about privacy concerns over the new A. I use surveillance to monitor the campus. Worries over illegal recording, access to citizens’ personal information, and the fact that a third-party company is ahead on this. It’s what one student calls “Orson-Wellian,” when interviewed by The Nut. When asked if he meant “Orwellian,” his response was,
As the sun begins to shine again, Georgia State University’s attendance rate falls as students crowd the campus greenspace. Rather than soaking up the Vitamin D, their goal is to soak up the flash of a prominent candid photographer.
Students Late to Class as They Walk Back and Forth Trying to Get on ATLcandid Instagram Read More »
Boulder Police have released a statement condemning the recent rise of demon summonings in residence halls and the basements of campus buildings.
CU PD Reports Alarming Increase in Demon Summons on Campus Read More »
In the past month, the Young Republicans leaks have shown countless instances of racially charged and violent messages shared between potential leaders of the country. Severe use of slurs, threats, and other hateful comments flood the large group chats of the organization with them highlighting their damaging views. The worst of it, according to my friend, is the majority support for the character Jeremiah Fisher from the Prime series, The Summer I Turned Pretty
BOULDER, Colo. (TN) – Look, guys—welcome to college, where your love life is basically a minefield that’s going to take some finesse to navigate. Chasing someone a little older? Don’t sweat it. At The Nut, we have your back. Here are ten telltale signs she’s about to have you scrambling for your pants while you swan-dive out the bedroom window.
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In recent months the concept of the performative male has been bursting in popularity. I thought it was silly, laughable that even men have to pretend to be into Clairo, read feminist literature, and drink matcha, I already do these things. I thought this, like many memes, would be a mere fad. That was until a Co-op put on a Performative Male Competition on MAC Avenue.
Opinion: Why I Should Have Won the Performative Male Competition Read More »
Kennesaw, GA. – There is always one person who learns the hard way. As Kennesaw State welcomes new students, commuting student Iggy Russ refuses to risk with waitlists for a pre-requisite and decides to go for the available 8 a.m. class slot.
“I’ll Just Take 8 AM Classes, it’ll be Fine!” Says a Foolish Freshman Commuter Read More »
