With an amazingly creative name and brand-new facilities, MSU students were very excited about its opening. So excited, in fact, that students even camped outside the facility waiting for it to open.
Students Camp Outside SRWC so They Can Get a Spot in the Gym Read More »
What do CUPD and CU Lifeguards have in common? They’re both out of their depth. At least that’s how it feels surrounding student Caleb Warner, who refuses to leave the Buff Pool. Lifeguards and CUPD found themselves at a loss when all their techniques to remove Caleb failed. Removal attempts involved fishing nets, life rafts, and an impressively constructed shark costume. So far there has been no success.
Student Claims They’re A Merman: Refuses to Leave the Buff Pool Read More »
Scrappy the Eagle, UNT’s famous feathered figure and trusty mascot, was found hungover just outside his apartment building the morning after Valentine’s Day. The eagle’s neighbors chimed in, stating that he muttered various drunk vagueries over the course of several hours, before vomiting on himself and collapsing at his doorstep.
Campus Mascot Failed to Clap Cheeks on Valentine’s Day Read More »
“This is a huge step for not only Drew, but all of the United States. No chimp has ever taught a Zoom class before, let alone in glasses,”
Drew Replaces Teachers With Chimps in AI Glasses Read More »
As the GVSU Lakers hockey season heats up at Georgetown Ice Center, members of the hockey community have launched a formal petition to replace Louie the Laker with the ice arena’s Zamboni resurfacing machine as the university’s official mascot.
The SGA of UNT has drafted a bill to ensure its constituents have fewer classes in October. This bill will allow the students to leave classes at the latest by 12 p.m. on October 10th, the day of the UNT vs. University of South Florida football game. The bill still needs to be approved by President Harrison Keller, and a lot feel that the bill will be approved due to all the great talking points that are covered in the bill, and the SGA body’s statements.
SGA Drafts Bill to Allow Students to Skip Afternoon Classes Read More »
BOULDER, Colo. (TN) – The University of Colorado football team has officially swapped helmets for dice after becoming fully engrossed in Dungeons & Dragons. An obsessive wave no one saw coming on the 2025 bingo card.
“I’ll never forget the song they were singing. They were…reciting the Yella’s milkshake menu.”
BOULDER, Colo. – CU Boulder’s former live mascot Ralphie has settled into retirement in Florida, but neighbors say the transition hasn’t been smooth.
Ralphie VI Charges Elderly Shuffle Board Couple First Week of Retirement Read More »
EAST LANSING, MI – Downtown sports bar FieldHouse, well-known by Michigan State students as the place where your girlfriend goes to cheat on you with an athlete you’ve never heard of, announced they were expanding earlier this month.
Fieldhouse Cancels Planned Expansions After High Paying Customers Enter Transfer Portal Read More »
