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Mayor Andre Dickens Announces New River Flowing Through City
“Every major city has a river,” Dickens said in a press release. “The Hudson River. The Chicago River. The LA River. Atlanta is missing the one thing that will transform any city from mediocrity to greatness: water.”
Georgia State University May 21, 2026
Morningside Heights Residents Kindly Ask Students to Stop Petting Their Dogs So They Can Pee in Peace
Read More » Barnard College May 5, 2026
Kennesaw State University May 1, 2026
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Barnard Senior Finishes Final Thesis with “Etc” Despite Not Having a Single Clue What is Going on
NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass”
Drew University
Michigan State University
Professor Walter White Issues Apology for MSU Chemical Spill
Michigan State April 28, 2026
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NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass”
Arizona State University
Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
Arizona State January 19, 2026
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Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
Read More » University of Minnesota
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
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University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
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MSU Hides 50 Easter Eggs Across Campus; One Containing $50,000 Toward Tuition Yet to be Found
Professor Puts in a Fake Zero While Finishing to Grade Midterm Essays as an ‘April Fools Prank’
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Student Exclusively Drinking Orange Fanta Causes Roommate Concern After Turning Orange
Drew University
Michigan State University
Professor Walter White Issues Apology for MSU Chemical Spill
Michigan State April 28, 2026
Read More » National News
NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass”
Arizona State University
Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
Arizona State January 19, 2026
Read More » Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
Read More » University of Minnesota
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
Read More » University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
Read More » Holiday
