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Professor Walter White Issues Apology for MSU Chemical Spill
Walter White, a chemistry professor at Michigan State who also teaches courses in Pharmacology and Toxicology, is revealed to have been the cause of the “unknown chemicals” inside Wells Hall on the first day of finals week.
Michigan State April 28, 2026
Your Bad Grades Are Not Your Fault, They Are Actually Caused by the Demonic Rituals in the Steam Tunnels
Read More » Michigan State April 21, 2026
Student to ‘Plot World Domination’ After Another Student Stole Their Unassigned-Assigned Seat
Read More » Barnard College April 20, 2026
North Texas April 15, 2026
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NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass”
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Michigan State University
Professor Walter White Issues Apology for MSU Chemical Spill
Michigan State April 28, 2026
Read More » Your Bad Grades Are Not Your Fault, They Are Actually Caused by the Demonic Rituals in the Steam Tunnels
Michigan State April 21, 2026
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National News
NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass”
Arizona State University
Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
Arizona State January 19, 2026
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Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
Read More » University of Minnesota
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
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University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
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MSU Hides 50 Easter Eggs Across Campus; One Containing $50,000 Toward Tuition Yet to be Found
Professor Puts in a Fake Zero While Finishing to Grade Midterm Essays as an ‘April Fools Prank’
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Student Exclusively Drinking Orange Fanta Causes Roommate Concern After Turning Orange
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Michigan State University
Professor Walter White Issues Apology for MSU Chemical Spill
Michigan State April 28, 2026
Read More » Your Bad Grades Are Not Your Fault, They Are Actually Caused by the Demonic Rituals in the Steam Tunnels
Michigan State April 21, 2026
Read More » National News
NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass”
Arizona State University
Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
Arizona State January 19, 2026
Read More » Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
Read More » University of Minnesota
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
Read More » University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
Read More » Holiday
