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Parking Garage Gates Decide That They Aren’t Going to Work Today
“I’ve been trying to get in for the past five minutes,” said the resident. “But apparently the card readers are on vacation, or so tenured that they can get away with not doing their job. Just like my professor. Either way, I’m trying to go take a nap!”
Georgia State University April 24, 2026
Student to ‘Plot World Domination’ After Another Student Stole Their Unassigned-Assigned Seat
Read More » Barnard College April 20, 2026
North Texas April 15, 2026
Grand Valley State University April 15, 2026
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NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass”
Drew University
Michigan State University
Your Bad Grades Are Not Your Fault, They Are Actually Caused by the Demonic Rituals in the Steam Tunnels
Michigan State April 21, 2026
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MSU Hides 50 Easter Eggs Across Campus; One Containing $50,000 Toward Tuition Yet to be Found
Michigan State April 9, 2026
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National News
NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass”
Arizona State University
Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
Arizona State January 19, 2026
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Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
Read More » University of Minnesota
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
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University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
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Professor Puts in a Fake Zero While Finishing to Grade Midterm Essays as an ‘April Fools Prank’
Opinion: Go Green, White, and… Orange? The Leprechauns on Campus That MSU Doesn’t Want You to Know About.
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Student Exclusively Drinking Orange Fanta Causes Roommate Concern After Turning Orange
Drew University
Michigan State University
Your Bad Grades Are Not Your Fault, They Are Actually Caused by the Demonic Rituals in the Steam Tunnels
Michigan State April 21, 2026
Read More » MSU Hides 50 Easter Eggs Across Campus; One Containing $50,000 Toward Tuition Yet to be Found
Michigan State April 9, 2026
Read More » National News
NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass”
Arizona State University
Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
Arizona State January 19, 2026
Read More » Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
Read More » University of Minnesota
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
Read More » University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
Read More » Holiday
