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University Denies Remote Classes, Students Resort to Dog Sleds, Huskies Now Control Campus
Students all across campus report the absolute ridiculous wintry conditions they have to travel to class in. Because of these freezing temperatures, the students tend to wear an absurd amount of clothing, so much so that they waddle like penguins.
Grand Valley State University February 13, 2026
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Michigan State University

MSU Recommends Students Wear Full Suits of Armor to Protect Against Exploding Trees
Michigan State February 4, 2026
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Food Reviewer Kicked Out of The Edge For Throwing a Tantrum
Michigan State January 23, 2026
Read More » National News
New Report: The Opinions on Rate My Professor are Not 100% Accurate and May Contain Personal Opinions

Young Republican Group Chat Leaks Reveal Between the Racist Statements They Were Also Team Jeremiah for TSITP
Arizona State University

Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
Arizona State January 19, 2026
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Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
Read More » University of Minnesota

University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
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University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
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