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Eat Your Heart out ChatGPT, Meet the Man With Infinite Monkeys and Typewriters in His Dorm

Campus Art Museum to Be Converted Into Parking Lot

“Neon Day” Participant Visible From Space, NASA Issues Statement

A.I Surveillance by KSU Reminds Students of the Wikipedia Summary of “1984” by Greorge Orwell

Students Late to Class as They Walk Back and Forth Trying to Get on ATLcandid Instagram

CU PD Reports Alarming Increase in Demon Summons on Campus

Young Republican Group Chat Leaks Reveal Between the Racist Statements They Were Also Team Jeremiah for TSITP

Sigma Phi Epsilon’s 10 Ways to Tell if She’s Married

Opinion: Why I Should Have Won the Performative Male Competition

“I’ll Just Take 8 AM Classes, it’ll be Fine!” Says a Foolish Freshman Commuter

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Campus News

Back to Basics: GSU Freshmen Required to Take Intro to Handwriting 101

Along with the rise of digital technology came the fall of handwritten assignments. For years, the education system has relied on online software for course content, announcements, and submissions. What used to be a tireless effort to fill in a Scantron bubble is now the simple click of a mouse.

Georgia State University April 2, 2026

Student Who Went to Thailand on Spring Break Rewards Self for Attending Class with Fifth Ave Shopping Spree

Barnard College March 27, 2026

Time Traveler Begs: “Please Don’t Form Study Group with All Procrastinators, Creates Procrastination Black Hole”

Grand Valley State University March 27, 2026

Student

Male Student Exceeded His Personal Quota and Made One Friend This Semester

First Warm Day of the Year in NYC: Girl is “Going to be Okay”

Student Realizes Their Spring Break Goals May Have Been Overly Ambitious

Drew University

Drew Introduces Emotional Support Squirrel Rental

Drew March 13, 2026

Michigan State University

Opinion: Go Green, White, and… Orange? The Leprechauns on Campus That MSU Doesn’t Want You to Know About.

Michigan State March 18, 2026

MSUUFC club is fighting anywhere they can to get noticed

Michigan State February 27, 2026

National News

Student injuries at ice rinks rise since Alyssa Liu’s olympics

Absolutely Nothing Happened Last Week and Everything Is Fine

New Report: The Opinions on Rate My Professor are Not 100% Accurate and May Contain Personal Opinions

Arizona State University

Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus

Arizona State January 19, 2026

Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm

Arizona State November 23, 2025

University of Minnesota

University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices

U of Minnesota September 16, 2025

University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI

U of Minnesota April 9, 2025

Holiday

Top 5 Best April Fools Pranks to Play on Your Campus!

Students Attempt to Catch a Leprechaun, but Catch Their History Professor Instead

Campus Mascot Failed to Clap Cheeks on Valentine’s Day

Student

Barnard Student Hospitalized After Consuming Milstein Poke Bowls Five Days a Week

Some Guy Eating 3 Pound Lobster in the Middle of Rawlins Hall for Some Reason

Student Who’s Always Clueless About The Protests Gets Put On The News

Drew University

Drew Introduces Emotional Support Squirrel Rental

Drew March 13, 2026

Michigan State University

Opinion: Go Green, White, and… Orange? The Leprechauns on Campus That MSU Doesn’t Want You to Know About.

Michigan State March 18, 2026

MSUUFC club is fighting anywhere they can to get noticed

Michigan State February 27, 2026

National News

Student injuries at ice rinks rise since Alyssa Liu’s olympics

Absolutely Nothing Happened Last Week and Everything Is Fine

New Report: The Opinions on Rate My Professor are Not 100% Accurate and May Contain Personal Opinions

Arizona State University

Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus

Arizona State January 19, 2026

Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm

Arizona State November 23, 2025

University of Minnesota

University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices

U of Minnesota September 16, 2025

University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI

U of Minnesota April 9, 2025

Holiday

Single Commuter Must Consciously Resist Urge to Run Over Pedestrian Couples Every Valentine’s Day

Why You Should Date a Sophomore Digital Storytelling Major With a Creative Writing Minor Who Enjoys Recreational Ultimate Frisbee, Is Basically 6 Feet Tall, and Frequently Plays Pokémon Legends: Arceus (but Not Legends: Z-a)

14 Ways College Students Can Save Money This Valentine’s Day