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First Draft Printer Achieves Consciousness, Still Refuses To Work
“I hit print and nothing happened, which is pretty common for this campus,” the student explained, their face blank with shock. “But then…it just…started talking? Like actual words. And I was like, ‘Okay, I’ve finally lost it. This is where they throw me in the loony bin. This is how it ends.’”
Grand Valley State University February 20, 2026

A.I Surveillance by KSU Reminds Students of the Wikipedia Summary of “1984” by Greorge Orwell
Read More » Kennesaw State University February 19, 2026

HEARTBREAKING: Local Javelina Population Continues to Completely Ignore All the Cool New Plants We’ve Added
Read More » University of Arizona February 18, 2026
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Single Commuter Must Consciously Resist Urge to Run Over Pedestrian Couples Every Valentine’s Day
Michigan State University


MSU Recommends Students Wear Full Suits of Armor to Protect Against Exploding Trees
Michigan State February 4, 2026
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New Report: The Opinions on Rate My Professor are Not 100% Accurate and May Contain Personal Opinions

Young Republican Group Chat Leaks Reveal Between the Racist Statements They Were Also Team Jeremiah for TSITP
Arizona State University

Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
Arizona State January 19, 2026
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Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
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University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
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University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
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