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The University of Arizona Is Planning on Changing Its Official Name to “Jake Schmitt”
The final name that the board agreed on was a result of a compromise between various members of the school staff and executives. According to Benioff again: “A name like Jake Gonzalez Schmitt is just the thing we need to more adequately represent our current situation and more modern demographic shift. It sounds like the name of a possibly part-Hispanic white frat guy from Oro Valley, and I think that’s just too perfect an opportunity to help reinvent our great school.
University of Arizona February 25, 2026

49 Students Found Suntanning in Snow Outside Brody Hall, Refuse to Believe Warm Weather Has Ended
Read More » Michigan State February 23, 2026
Student

A.I Surveillance by KSU Reminds Students of the Wikipedia Summary of “1984” by Greorge Orwell

Single Commuter Must Consciously Resist Urge to Run Over Pedestrian Couples Every Valentine’s Day
Michigan State University

49 Students Found Suntanning in Snow Outside Brody Hall, Refuse to Believe Warm Weather Has Ended
Michigan State February 23, 2026
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National News
New Report: The Opinions on Rate My Professor are Not 100% Accurate and May Contain Personal Opinions

Young Republican Group Chat Leaks Reveal Between the Racist Statements They Were Also Team Jeremiah for TSITP
Arizona State University

Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
Arizona State January 19, 2026
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Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
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University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
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University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
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