Piles of rubble make for excellent seating for casual photos, and the dusty atmosphere adds a vintage feel. No need for Photoshop, as graduates can capture an apocalyptic ambiance in real time.
GSU Graduates Pose Amidst the Remnants of Sparks Hall Read More »
As temperatures rise and hemlines shorten, city officials have issued an official public health advisory warning residents of “potentially hazardous levels of gingham” flooding the streets of Manhattan.
NYC Issues Official Seizure Warning as Gingham Sightings Reach “Critical Mass” Read More »
After never getting matched on Hinge, a student at Kennesaw State University did a brave thing and asked out their crush after class. However, they were promptly rejected. The student took it in stride and did not let it bring them down.
Even in His Own Dream Student Gets Rejected by Crush Read More »
…in spite of the several gigantic and obviously visible “ROAD CLOSED” and “ROAD CONSTRUCTION AHEAD” signs on both sides of the road and the construction workers shouting loudly to stop…
Student Learns “Road Closed” Signs Means the Road Is Closed Read More »
An evening at GVSU residence hall took an unexpected turn this week after a student reported growing concerns about their roommate’s rapidly evolving relationship with Orange Fanta.
Student Exclusively Drinking Orange Fanta Causes Roommate Concern After Turning Orange Read More »
Despite nearly a week away from finals, a recent tip indicated a student plotting revenge after an anonymous student stole their unassigned-assigned seating in a lecture. Initial reporting from witnesses claimed to see the student, “absolutely fuming with hot air coming out of their nose and ears,”
What do CUPD and CU Lifeguards have in common? They’re both out of their depth. At least that’s how it feels surrounding student Caleb Warner, who refuses to leave the Buff Pool. Lifeguards and CUPD found themselves at a loss when all their techniques to remove Caleb failed. Removal attempts involved fishing nets, life rafts, and an impressively constructed shark costume. So far there has been no success.
Student Claims They’re A Merman: Refuses to Leave the Buff Pool Read More »
In an effort to compete with the Easter Bunny’s growing popularity, Ranger Bear took to hiding tuition money around campus. The money, taken from real students’ tuition, was cleverly scattered in small, unassuming acorns.
To Compete With The Easter Bunny, Ranger Bear Hides Tuition Money Around Campus Read More »
“It’s just a really big part of my identity,” bemoans Carson Reed. “Who am I when I’m not standing out because of my shorts in subzero temps?”
Unusually Warm Weather Impacts Winter Short Wearers Read More »
Carter reportedly queued up “Tennessee Whisky” immediately after, at which point multiple guests grumbled and one person was seen whispering, “Is this allowed?”
