“Look, I get it. He’s cute,” said one exhausted dog owner, clutching a leash at 1:07 a.m. while her golden retriever made prolonged eye contact with a group of squealing sophomores. “But if I hear one more ‘Oh my GOD he’s literally the cutest baby ever’ in that high-pitched voice while I’m half-asleep waiting for him to take a dump, I’m going to lose it.”
With an amazingly creative name and brand-new facilities, MSU students were very excited about its opening. So excited, in fact, that students even camped outside the facility waiting for it to open.
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As the semester wraps up at Kennesaw State University, graduating seniors are hunting for extra graduation tickets. As always, group me scammers are taking advantage of the situation and are preying on students by offering tickets they don’t have. However, it has recently come to light that one scammer has a tragic backstory that led to this life of fraud.
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Piles of rubble make for excellent seating for casual photos, and the dusty atmosphere adds a vintage feel. No need for Photoshop, as graduates can capture an apocalyptic ambiance in real time.
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Walter White, a chemistry professor at Michigan State who also teaches courses in Pharmacology and Toxicology, is revealed to have been the cause of the “unknown chemicals” inside Wells Hall on the first day of finals week.
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“I’ve been trying to get in for the past five minutes,” said the resident. “But apparently the card readers are on vacation, or so tenured that they can get away with not doing their job. Just like my professor. Either way, I’m trying to go take a nap!”
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Sarah Lee Anderson, a nursing student here at MSU, states that the university does not consider demonic possession an excuse for failing exams, but is giving a five percent curve for students currently undergoing an exorcism.
Despite nearly a week away from finals, a recent tip indicated a student plotting revenge after an anonymous student stole their unassigned-assigned seating in a lecture. Initial reporting from witnesses claimed to see the student, “absolutely fuming with hot air coming out of their nose and ears,”
UNT President Harrison Keller has made a statement on this to ease student hysteria.
“Don’t you guys have jobs?” Keller questioned earnestly.
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A small portion of students with varying degrees of academic achievement have reported having dreams related to their schoolwork, leading them to believe they had done things they actually didn’t do. As a result, the dreams deceived the students into a false sense of security.
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