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President Michael Crow Would Like to Invite All 183,061 Total ASU Students to His Home For Thanksgiving Dinner

“I’m Lonely” is what the president of Arizona State University, Dr. Michael Crow, said in a short video he uploaded to his TikTok account last Saturday at 2:45 a.m just before he graciously invited all 183,061 students to his house for a Thanksgiving dinner cooked by his wife.

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Kamala Harris is in “Crisis Mode” Over Hurricane Relief as She Enjoys Delicious Lobster Roll in California

Before Hurricane Milton ravaged Florida, Vice President and Democratic 2024 Presidential Nominee Kamala Harris flew to California to address an “emergency meeting” in Los Angeles. Landing at Burbank’s private jetway at approximately 4:00pm, opposite to where the national emergency was declared.

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Students From ASU’s Kappa-Kappa Fraternity Turn Leaking Building Into World’s Largest Slip ‘N Slide

Tempe, AZ: 10:15 am MST. ASU President Michael Crow held a press conference on Monday, boasting of well…something that frankly, nobody cares about. The President, droning on for two minutes, lost the attention of the media. ASU news reporters and other local news stations turned their attention to the crowds cheering outside.

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Method Actors? The Broadway Tour Cast of Mean Girls Got Hit by a Bus in Toronto

UPDATE: 8:03 pm EST in Toronto, Canada: The opening night of the Mean Girls Tour was a “triumph” the New York Times praised. Donned in a sustainable and sparkly recycled trash bag, lead actress Maya Petropoulos beamed: “I got to sing and act like a bitch all night,” she crowed. “I can’t believe I get paid to do this,” she gushed to reporters.

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