“I really think I can change the world for the better” is what Arizona State engineering major, Siegfried Rudolph, said after his fellow classmates found out he accepted a job after graduation at Lockheed Martin. It is rumored that he waived 65% of his starting salary because he believes that Lockheed Martin has the potential […]
“I’m Lonely” is what the president of Arizona State University, Dr. Michael Crow, said in a short video he uploaded to his TikTok account last Saturday at 2:45 a.m just before he graciously invited all 183,061 students to his house for a Thanksgiving dinner cooked by his wife.
In an unprecedented effort to foster a more “authentic” college experience for its online students, Arizona State University (ASU) is rolling out its latest innovation: shipping industrial-sized heaters to remote learners.
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Before Hurricane Milton ravaged Florida, Vice President and Democratic 2024 Presidential Nominee Kamala Harris flew to California to address an “emergency meeting” in Los Angeles. Landing at Burbank’s private jetway at approximately 4:00pm, opposite to where the national emergency was declared.
Tempe, AZ: 10:15 am MST. ASU President Michael Crow held a press conference on Monday, boasting of well…something that frankly, nobody cares about. The President, droning on for two minutes, lost the attention of the media. ASU news reporters and other local news stations turned their attention to the crowds cheering outside.
UPDATE: 8:03 pm EST in Toronto, Canada: The opening night of the Mean Girls Tour was a “triumph” the New York Times praised. Donned in a sustainable and sparkly recycled trash bag, lead actress Maya Petropoulos beamed: “I got to sing and act like a bitch all night,” she crowed. “I can’t believe I get paid to do this,” she gushed to reporters.
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