Barnard College has released admissions for the class of 2030, and in an effort to soft-launch their “mysterious era,” the institution has declined to publicly disclose the admissions rate for a second year in a row.
Barnard Withholds Admissions Rate, Enters “Mysterious Era” Read More »
Carter reportedly queued up “Tennessee Whisky” immediately after, at which point multiple guests grumbled and one person was seen whispering, “Is this allowed?”
After returning from a “life-changing” spring break trip to Thailand, Barnard sophomore Lila Kensington reportedly rewarded herself for attending all of her classes this week with a casual Fifth Avenue shopping spree.
Our sources over at The Nut have reported an “electric buzz, low cortisol ratings, and general optimism about life that has not been felt since orientation week.”
First Warm Day of the Year in NYC: Girl is “Going to be Okay” Read More »
Unfortunately, it turns out eating raw fish five days a week for months on end actually has a downside. Huge bummer.
Barnard Student Hospitalized After Consuming Milstein Poke Bowls Five Days a Week Read More »
hidden among the megaphones and handmade signs, there exists a quieter demographic: students who genuinely could not tell you what is going on.
Student Who’s Always Clueless About The Protests Gets Put On The News Read More »
A Barnard student experienced what experts are calling “a catastrophic gastrointestinal event” late Tuesday night in a shared campus bathroom, marking yet another reminder that college dining halls remain a lawless environment.
Student Reaches Out To Parent With In-Depth Food Poisoning Analysis Read More »
A sorority has recently come under fire
for a new hazing ritual involving the consumption of dirty black snow piled along city streets. (DON’T EAT STREET SNOW!!!)
NEW SORORITY HAZING FEATURES EATING 2 WEEK OLD SNOW Read More »
“Running actually sucks,” said Walker. “But saying I’m a runner is the best feeling.”
Student Runs in Riverside Once, Adds NYC Road Runners to Resume Read More »
Barnard sophomore Emily R. announced Monday that she is “behind in life” after applying to only 24 summer internships over winter break. The realization comes amid a growing belief among college students that anything short of constant productivity by age 19 constitutes irreversible personal and professional failure.
Sophomore Announces She’s Behind in Life. She’s 19. Read More »
