Being a student in a new school is always stressful. You never know what kinds of details are left out of campus advertisements, from weird cultural niches to places that haven’t been developed since the dark ages. So here are some helpful tool tips (from an OU student!) to get you started on this new and exciting journey and to hopefully ease your way:
Students from many different schools rely on Rate My Professor to judge what classes they should be taking in the next semester. And in this time of preparation, the site is being used more than ever. But did you know, that the information presented is not exact fact? Did you know, that when students write their ratings they are writing…. Opinions?
As many who frequent Athens, Ohio, may know, the bridge over Hocking River has had road work being done on it all summer long, the road even being completely closed at some points. What citizens don’t know is that the nonstop road work is a ploy by the government meant to obfuscate the landing of an extraterrestrial.
Jordan, a Computer Science major, was minding his own business in his dorm room when the sudden urge to blow his nose overcame him. He initially believed that it meant his recent stint with the common cold was reaching its end, but he would soon prove to be mistaken. Every minute or so for the next 50 minutes he would have to blow his nose again, and after a while he began fearing that something was wrong. How could he possibly have that much mucus up his nose? His sinuses are only so big!
Commuter students at Ohio University Athens have recently noticed their thigh muscles growing exponentially, becoming like those of a bodybuilder within the three short weeks this semester has been in session.
This September 2025 is a month for growth and change, especially if you are a Virgo or a Libra, but a tad bit less so if your moon is retrograde.
