MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.,—The University of Minnesota finally banned all AI use after BarstoolGophers upset students by making AI art without using real artists from the school.
MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.,—Sam Jones, a popular frat boy at the University of Minnesota, shed tears after he learned President Trump imposed tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico.
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No one remembered they had already celebrated the Irish holiday for the past three weekends and were confused when their one green shirt kept showing up in the laundry basket. Campus bars recognized the money-making opportunity and will serve green beer and jello shots for a fourth weekend.
Daniel James, a comics professor at the university decided to switch his introduction to comics class to Zoom after spring break because he wanted to finally relax in Cancun, Mexico.
The signs reminding students to keep track of their belongings at Walter Library started disappearing recently and the amount of stolen items has increased.
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MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.–Many students at the University of Minnesota were caught bullying each other after realizing that everyone wears their ID WAY differently.
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Many gopher-loving students left their winter attire at the Mississippi River since they heard it was shorts season even though it was actually below zero during the first week of the spring semester.
While walking to class in -20°F weather, an extra cold gust of wind froze her in her tracks just outside her class in Murphy Hall on Tuesday morning. She was marked absent and automatically dropped from the class.
