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UNT Administration Politely Requests Students Stop Entering THE HALLWAY

Last Monday morning, the UNT Dean’s Office put out an official bulletin asking that the student body stop entering THE HALLWAY, citing concerns over student safety. THE HALLWAY mysteriously appeared within the Sycamore Hall library last month, with security camera footage showing it simply manifesting into the Library’s outer wall between video frames.

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Studies Find That Students Who Study More Are Likely to Get Good Grades

A new study has found that students who study course material before test day are more likely to score a passing grade. Some students have shared their thoughts on these findings.

“Hard work pays off, that’s no shock,” UNT senior and valedictorian Alayna Sterling said. “It’s a miracle we needed a study to tell us all the obvious.”

“I never even considered that,” UNT freshman Faye Ling said. “That explains so much.”

“Y’all are taking tests?” former UNT student DeNyle Jones said.

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Drag Shows Are Banned! Wait, No They Aren’t. Wait, Yes They Are. Wait…

UNT leadership fears of possibly losing funds because of the new education crusade from the government.As they are after classes, gender identity and sexuality. UNT knows it cannot afford to eliminate the sociology, psychology, and theology programs entirely, since discussions of these topics occur in the classes. As any fearless leader would do, a hasty decision had to be made.

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SGA Drafts Bill to Allow Students to Skip Afternoon Classes

The SGA of UNT has drafted a bill to ensure its constituents have fewer classes in October. This bill will allow the students to leave classes at the latest by 12 p.m. on October 10th, the day of the UNT vs. University of South Florida football game. The bill still needs to be approved by President Harrison Keller, and a lot feel that the bill will be approved due to all the great talking points that are covered in the bill, and the SGA body’s statements.

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Campus Elevators Go Unused Amidst Claims by Students That They Are “Obviously Evil”

There are, of course, plenty of elevators across campus, but many students don’t see these as a desirable alternative either. “Yeah, you couldn’t pay me to get in one of those,” Chet added, when asked if he used campus elevators “The things moan like they’re dying, shake like there’s an earthquake, and one time I put my ear up to the wall and I heard whispering”

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Parking-Related Assaults and Murders on the Rise as Finding a Parking Spot Becomes Impossible

Parking has always been a topic of conversation throughout the UNT campus. With an acceptance rate of 72.5%, competition for a place to park among commuting students is fierce. But as construction and an influx of new freshmen exacerbate the problem, some students have taken desperate measures.

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UNT Offers New ‘Fast Track to Maturity’ Classes to Help Students With Everything in Life After They Graduate

In recent years, there have been complaints that most people do not feel adequate to live their lives successfully. As if there is too much pressure to know a lot straight out of the gate. So, to tackle that problem, universities have created programs to get their student fully ahead in life. Not just to prepare them for the workforce, but also in every aspect of their lives.

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