Sarah Nelson, a swiftie here at Drew wanted to show that it is perfectly normal to travel in luxury no matter how long the trip is. The trip in question was from her dorm in Mclendon to her environmental studies class in Brothers College which is usually a grueling 10-minute walk. Thanks to her private jet, the trip took only 32 seconds.
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Ethel Jenkins, A Clemson University English professor has canceled all of her classes on Friday, November 3rd because Fortnite is bringing back the OG map. 84-year-old Professor Jenkins who teaches a class on classical Greek literature sent an email stating that she was “very disappointed to hear” that students were planning to attend class on
“I don’t have any friends to share my Disney Plus account with so why should other people get to?!,” said Disney CEO, Bob Iger. (Tune in next week for “The Nut gets sued by the Disney Corporation”) Iger went on to say that Disney Plus will end all account sharing by 2024. This is bad
It’s been a busy day running from class to class. One paper is due at midnight, and two tests tomorrow. Rapidly walking down the path, you think you might have 5 minutes for lunch. That’s when your phone rings with the persistence and intensity that could only indicate a Super Volcano erupting in the arboretum.
Rumors have been swirling that Taylor Swift and Range Bear are dating. Those rumors have seemingly been confirmed as the singer was spotted sitting next to Mama Bear in Ranger Bear’s family suite. The rumors started after Taylor Swift had broken up with her long-time boyfriend Joe Alwyn and then rebounded with a small
Last week, the US military asked civilians to help them find a missing F-35 aircraft that they had lost track of. While you may have seen reports that say the jet was found, these have actually been circulated to hide the truth: the missing jet has been found by representatives of Drew University, who is
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