MINNEAPOLIS–Many gopher-loving students left their winter attire at the Mississippi River since they heard it was shorts season even though it was actually below zero during the first week of the spring semester.
Students wore their cargo shorts and cropped University of Minnesota sweatshirts covered with their tears of happiness due to the chill weather conditions.
Monica Fish, a skiing major, said she was very weirded out that her professor was drinking hot coffee while wearing a winter jacket during this “amazing” weather even though her fingers fell off due to a frostbite.
“I can’t believe my professor is drinking his coffee without tons of ice,” Fish said. “What’s more surprising is that I don’t even think it’s gopher flavored which he deserves to be fired in my opinion and the fact that he’s also dressing up if it’s winter or something like ugh,”
Fish is intending to not wear long sleeve shirts or long pants until next winter if it’s actually cold then.
