Morally Corrupt Engineering Major Takes Pay Cut to work at Lockheed Martin Saying, “Its not always about the money”

“I really think I can change the world for the better” is what Arizona State engineering major, Siegfried Rudolph, said after his fellow classmates found out he accepted a job after graduation at Lockheed Martin. It is rumored that he waived 65% of his starting salary because he believes that Lockheed Martin has the potential to ‘change the world for the better’. CEO of Lockheed Martin, James Taiclet, says that the company plans to use the extra money to, “supply fireworks to a small town’s high school graduation in the Middle East”. Rudolph has also stated that he hopes he can end the war between Palestine and Israel with “one big bomb”.

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