No one remembered they had already celebrated the Irish holiday for the past three weekends and were confused when their one green shirt kept showing up in the laundry basket. Campus bars recognized the money-making opportunity and will serve green beer and jello shots for a fourth weekend.
Those who don’t celebrate are hoping that once April hits the cycle will end so they can enjoy a nice weekend walk without borg-filled darties.
One student is worried he won’t be able to update his family at Easter since he won’t be able to remember the last month. He then realized Easter is on 4/20 this year and fears a similar celebration cycle will happen with Easter.
