HEARTBREAKING: Local Javelina Population Continues to Completely Ignore All the Cool New Plants We’ve Added

Despite the prevalence of these critters all around the area, University of Arizona groundskeeper Greta Dawson has noted a considerable lack of their presence on campus. “Can you believe that the last time Javelinas wandered onto campus was nearly a century ago? Have we really become that much less inviting?” Said the *single 66-year old gardener and former design consultant.

(*She told me to add that she’s single)

Dawson raised a good point, one which the university has been attempting to address with various renovations and renewed layout schemes of green spaces. Despite the inclusion of 3 new cacti species to the E University boulevard walkways. The peccaries still tend to stray some distance to the central school grounds.

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