An evening at GVSU residence hall took an unexpected turn this week after a student reported growing concerns about their roommate’s rapidly evolving relationship with Orange Fanta.
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A small portion of students with varying degrees of academic achievement have reported having dreams related to their schoolwork, leading them to believe they had done things they actually didn’t do. As a result, the dreams deceived the students into a false sense of security.
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A Monday afternoon lunch rush at Grand Valley State University’s Fresh Food Company took a dramatic turn this week after a student reported what they believed to be a raw, uncooked chicken carcass sitting unattended near the salad bar.
A local student reported something truly remarkable. A person claiming to be from the year 2049 showed up at the Mary Idema Pew Library on Monday trying to stop four students from forming a study group for their project.
Counting on their fingers, a student related, “I wanted to do my taxes, write multiple short stories and poems, make progress on my novel, catch up on my homework…and probably some other things I forgot about. I forgot how hard it is to actually write, so I could only manage one short story that still sucks.”
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Campus celebrity raccoon, Trash Panda, is officially graduating with the Class of 2026 this May, and he’s getting an honorary degree in a new major deemed “Dumpster Economics” with a minor in “Chaos.”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“No, it’s a…dragon?!”
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NASA was forced to issue an emergency statement Wednesday after detecting what senior scientists had described as “oh no, what the hell is that” glowing from Western Michigan around Grand Rapids.
“Neon Day” Participant Visible From Space, NASA Issues Statement Read More »
In what campus officials are calling “the fourth time this month,” a fire alarm ripped through the peaceful slumber of students in a northern dorm at 3:39 AM – Monday morning, sources say. When the outside windchill temperature was an astonishing -10 degrees.
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“All I want is to just see the answer. Either the videos take way too long to get the point, or they are way too fast to even keep up with! Where is the happy middle? Where are the videos that just give the steps?” the student ranted.
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