Kennesaw, GA- The male loneliness epidemic has one less victim. KSU Junior, Max Griffen, managed to beat the odds as he secured a second hangout with “a dude from my PolSci class, think his name is Brandon.”
It was Braxton. Griffen details his journey to the Nut.
“Most of my friends either have partners, go to different schools, or try to become streamers, so I needed to branch out more.”
After a third canceled meetup with his pals, Griffen took matters into his own hands. “I knew then I needed to change something.”
Griffen is not the only male student to suffer this dilemma.
When asked about the male loneliness epidemic, another male student reported,
“I just don’t get it. I model myself after Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, and instead of attracting people, people stare at me like I’m a serial killer”.
When asked, the student said he only watched TikToks of the referenced character alongside Clavicular and not the actual movie.
Braxton and Max will hang out at Max’s place to watch the Braves and drink beer.
