Number 5: switch out your water bottle for a washed-out container of mayonnaise. The beauty of this particular prank is that you could use any container you have available, so long as it is sufficiently gross to imagine drinking from it.
Number 4: walk into your classes with a donut box, only to reveal that it is full of vegetables. Fair warning for that one, though, you WILL make people mad.
Number 3: print out a piece of paper that says “mirror out of order: do not use” and stick it on a bathroom mirror of your choice.
Number 2: print out 49 pictures of Tom Cruise’s head. Cut out his face, and place the little Toms anywhere your roommates will find them. They will be looking for number 50 for a long time.
Number 1: tell everyone the day before that you have a really good prank planned and that you’re very excited to fool them. Say it with a vaguely evil and largely excited smile. Then, on the day itself, don’t do anything, but act as if you did. You are guaranteed to freak people out.
