With an amazingly creative name and brand-new facilities, MSU students were very excited about its opening. So excited, in fact, that students even camped outside the facility waiting for it to open.
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Walter White, a chemistry professor at Michigan State who also teaches courses in Pharmacology and Toxicology, is revealed to have been the cause of the “unknown chemicals” inside Wells Hall on the first day of finals week.
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Sarah Lee Anderson, a nursing student here at MSU, states that the university does not consider demonic possession an excuse for failing exams, but is giving a five percent curve for students currently undergoing an exorcism.
Yes, you heard (or read) that right: this Easter, MSU President Kevin M. Guskiewicz announced that MSU will be hiding 50 eggs across campus. The prizes in the eggs range from an extra combo to a single dorm, but the most coveted prize is $50,000 towards tuition.
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There are, without a doubt, Leprechauns at Michigan State University.
What? Don’t you believe me? I can prove it, I swear.
“I’ve always liked UFC and thought it was missing at Michigan State,” said Green. “I figured starting a club was the best way to bring it to the masses. But all of our audience members just care about stupid things like laundry and putting a shirt on and not using the washing machines as punching bags.”
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To celebrate the sunshine, 50 students collectively decided to meet up outside Brody Hall to enjoy the balmy weather. However, they forgot to check the forecast for the day. When they arrived at Brody there was no sunshine to be found and were instead greeted by a blizzard. In spite of this, 49 out of the 50 decided to stay and sunbathe.
It’s common knowledge that Valentine’s Day was created to torture single people. Though cruel and unusual punishment is made illegal by the Bill of Rights, Valentine’s Day nonetheless continues to exist.
“We realized,”said Rose Mclovin, head of MSU Department of Student Wellness, “that not many people have historically accurate medieval armor lying around. Which poses a problem for student health and safety.”
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“No, you don’t understand. I want my food COMPED.” The words echoed throughout The Edge at Akers. Onlookers reported being shocked and mildly scandalized to see a student screaming at a worker at Tandoori.
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