Statistics by Professional Frat Boy Show That Almost Half of Halloween Parties’ Time Is Spent Explaining What Their Costumes Are
Kennesaw, GA. – Halloweekend has come and passed. As students come to class with colds due to not wearing any cover in 40-degree weather, among other ailments, many students were reportedly frustrated with their experience. Students like Jen Smith complained that no one got her costume. Her costume? Sexy George W. Bush and her boyfriend went as the shoe that almost hit him.
