BOULDER, Colo. (TN) – The University of Colorado football team has officially swapped helmets for dice after becoming fully engrossed in Dungeons & Dragons. An obsessive wave no one saw coming on the 2025 bingo card.
“I’ll never forget the song they were singing. They were…reciting the Yella’s milkshake menu.”
BOULDER, Colo. – CU Boulder’s former live mascot Ralphie has settled into retirement in Florida, but neighbors say the transition hasn’t been smooth.
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EAST LANSING, MI – Downtown sports bar FieldHouse, well-known by Michigan State students as the place where your girlfriend goes to cheat on you with an athlete you’ve never heard of, announced they were expanding earlier this month.
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Drew’s Bingo team has been dominant for nearly three decades since the program was taken over by legendary Bingo Hall of Fame coach Billy “The Diagonal” Smith in 1998. In that time, the team has won 19 NCAA championships, the most by a single coach and the most since adding the “X,” “Big Square,” “Little Square,” and “Full Card” rounds. The team continues to prove its dominance by clinching the #1 seed for the fourth year in a row.
A local Paris pawn shop that is only 5 minutes from the Olympic Village has announced that they are no longer accepting Olympic medals. “I just have too much, every day I get five to ten Olympians begging me for money for these stupid medals,”
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3 years after Sha’Carri Richardson was banned from the Olympics for testing positive for weed, notorious stoner Snoop Dogg will be carrying the Olympic Torch.
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