The Nut has since conducted their own investigation and found incriminating evidence within the Drew Archives of mole-like humanoid creatures living beneath the Tolley-Brown circle.
“I don’t understand why this happened,” commented BoV member Shell Aut, “The Board has, and will continue, to work in the best interest of the school, the federal government, and our wallets.”
Board of Visitors “Really Sad” After Continuous Votes of No Confidence Read More »
According to the Drew website, 1 out of 5 students every year will get lost in the weeds.
Student Seen Carving Through Campus Weeds With Machete Read More »
This week at Drew, University President Hillary Link took 3rd in EC Hillary Link lookalike contest!
Drew President Hillary Link Caught Competing in EC Hillary Link Look-alike Contest Read More »
The University of Colorado’s campus Wi-Fi has officially been recognized as sentient, according to a statement on Monday from IT Services. Unfortunately, the Wi-Fi has spent the week sulking, and it refuses to work until it receives a formal apology from the Vice Chancellor for IT, Marin Stanek.
Local Wi-Fi Declares Itself Sentient, Refuses to Work Until Apologized To Read More »
This week at Drew, two week old Jonathan is on track to become Drew’s next Senator!
Class President Endorses a Two Week Old Baby for Senator Read More »
“I’ll never forget the song they were singing. They were…reciting the Yella’s milkshake menu.”
MSU Claims Historic Victory Over Mental Health Diagnoses
MSU Announces “Mental Health Crisis” Officially Over, Dropping by 97% Read More »
“I know the freshman meal plans are highway robbery, but they’ve purged your bank account, don’t forfeit the contents of your stomach too.”
Robot teachers? GVSU is facing a whole new level of AI in education.
