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RTD Buses Leaving for Thanksgiving Will Depart Sometime Between 8 AM and Next Tuesday

Citing “Unpredictable operational factors” ranging from weather patterns to “The general mood of the universe,” Regional Transportation District officials announced Monday that buses taking students home for Thanksgiving break will depart sometime between 8 a.m. Wednesday and, conservatively, next Tuesday.

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Statistics by Professional Frat Boy Show That Almost Half of Halloween Parties’ Time Is Spent Explaining What Their Costumes Are

Kennesaw, GA. – Halloweekend has come and passed. As students come to class with colds due to not wearing any cover in 40-degree weather, among other ailments, many students were reportedly frustrated with their experience. Students like Jen Smith complained that no one got her costume. Her costume? Sexy George W. Bush and her boyfriend went as the shoe that almost hit him.

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Student Ghost Hunters Investigate Paranormal Activity, Revealing It Was a Disgruntled Professor

At this time of year, while most would usually be celebrating the completion of their midterm exams and attending Halloween parties, students on the GVSU campus are left in a state of paranoia due to a recent surge in the sightings of what can only be described as “ghosts”. Although the campus has been historically

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Students Celebrate St Patrick’s Day for the Fourth Weekend in a Row, After Blacking Out the Other Three Times

No one remembered they had already celebrated the Irish holiday for the past three weekends and were confused when their one green shirt kept showing up in the laundry basket. Campus bars recognized the money-making opportunity and will serve green beer and jello shots for a fourth weekend.

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Santa Places Drew Admin on “Naughty List” After Getting Conduct Warning For Breaking Into EC Chimney

In a recent turn of events which has sent shockwaves through the hallowed paths of Drew University, jolly old Saint Nick himself has suddenly declared all-out war on the school administration. The catalyst for this sudden conflict? A midnight incident at the EC which landed Santa Claus in hot water with security.

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