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Since last year’s dining service switched to gourmet dining, which solely utilizes Grubhub, Ranger Bear has become accustomed to ordering his usual McDonald’s and storing it for the upcoming winter.
Ranger Bear Forced to Come out of Hibernation Following Grubhub Shutdown Read More »
Sheply went further and further into his research as he typed in prompts into ChatGPT, asking about it. “Apparently, water is a major component in Red Bull, sodas, baking, and stuff. I’m actually 70% water, and I need that to live too. I totally forgot that!” Sheply then was curious about water by itself and actually drank it. He then washed it down with Root Beer.
Computer Majors Shocked to Hear Water’s Other Uses Beside Processing Chat GPT Read More »
A commando unit of custodial staff systematically opened, drained, and refilled every hand sanitizer dispenser on campus with hot sauce.
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices Read More »
“The last thing we wanted was for the workers to develop any kind of ‘consciousness’” – Local Cartken robot manager Isaac Dobson states after claiming that Grubhub deliveries should be back in session starting immediately.
“I know the freshman meal plans are highway robbery, but they’ve purged your bank account, don’t forfeit the contents of your stomach too.”
EAST LANSING, MI – Downtown sports bar FieldHouse, well-known by Michigan State students as the place where your girlfriend goes to cheat on you with an athlete you’ve never heard of, announced they were expanding earlier this month.
Fieldhouse Cancels Planned Expansions After High Paying Customers Enter Transfer Portal Read More »
Some hotspot bars around East Lansing and MSU’s campus include Rick’s, Harper’s, Landshark, Fieldhouse, and others. All of these bars swear that they have no knowledge of anybody underage drinking in their bars.
Local Bars Near MSU Seem Unaware of Underage Drinking Read More »
In a shocking turn of events that has left Drew University students feeling more than hangry, the campus’s newly implemented Grubhub-based dining system has been crippled by a ransomware attack.
Every year on the 4th of July, Americans across the country celebrate the way God truly intended, by watching Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Every time all eyes are on one man. No one has captured the hearts of Americans quite like the 16-time champion, Joey Chestnut.
Well, it’s official, on March 19, 2024, Beenie’s Ice Cream, the gem of Morristown, has been named “World’s Best Ice Cream”. The title was given by the one and only, Drew Sophomore, Craig Stevenson who, in his long history as an unofficial taste tester, has tried over 4 different Ice Cream places from here to his home state of Nebraska.
Beenie’s Ice Cream Named Best in the World by Drew Student Craig Stevenson Read More »
