The Nut has since conducted their own investigation and found incriminating evidence within the Drew Archives of mole-like humanoid creatures living beneath the Tolley-Brown circle.
Last Monday morning, the UNT Dean’s Office put out an official bulletin asking that the student body stop entering THE HALLWAY, citing concerns over student safety. THE HALLWAY mysteriously appeared within the Sycamore Hall library last month, with security camera footage showing it simply manifesting into the Library’s outer wall between video frames.
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She has been seen giving students instruments and sports equipment and telling them that she “sacrificed everything for them, so they can’t fail!!”.
Residential staff labeled the incident “a breach of academic culture,” noting that J’s eight full hours of rest posed “a violation of the complete Fulton School’s experience.” Students on the floor gathered in the hallway chanting obscenities as RAs escorted J out of the building for what they described as “malicious resting.”
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A new study has found that students who study course material before test day are more likely to score a passing grade. Some students have shared their thoughts on these findings.
“Hard work pays off, that’s no shock,” UNT senior and valedictorian Alayna Sterling said. “It’s a miracle we needed a study to tell us all the obvious.”
“I never even considered that,” UNT freshman Faye Ling said. “That explains so much.”
“Y’all are taking tests?” former UNT student DeNyle Jones said.
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Citing “Unpredictable operational factors” ranging from weather patterns to “The general mood of the universe,” Regional Transportation District officials announced Monday that buses taking students home for Thanksgiving break will depart sometime between 8 a.m. Wednesday and, conservatively, next Tuesday.
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This week, UVA has seen a surge of physical altercations among students. Small groups of masked students have been seen spontaneously jumping their peers, knocking out their teeth, gathering them off the pavement, then running away.
Boulder Police have released a statement condemning the recent rise of demon summonings in residence halls and the basements of campus buildings.
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UNT leadership fears of possibly losing funds because of the new education crusade from the government.As they are after classes, gender identity and sexuality. UNT knows it cannot afford to eliminate the sociology, psychology, and theology programs entirely, since discussions of these topics occur in the classes. As any fearless leader would do, a hasty decision had to be made.
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Drew administrators have partnered with multiple coding, chemistry, and computer science classes to create turbo speed rockets for the security vehicles that patrol campus.
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