The Drew administration urges students to contact the Madison authorities should they encounter a horde of lady beetles, so they can send the proper experts to deal with it.
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This week at Drew, two week old Jonathan is on track to become Drew’s next Senator!
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Robot teachers? GVSU is facing a whole new level of AI in education.
Students and alumni of Drew University were buzzing with excitement this week as news spread on social media that Adam Sandler was filming a movie with his daughter on campus.
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She asked the artist to give her a tattoo saying “MSU co 2013”. After being told that it would be $20 per letter for the font she chose to shorten it to “MS-13”, thinking everyone would understand what it meant.
Kyle Chad III is a super-super-super-super senior starting his 22nd semester of undergrad at MSU. We caught up with Kyle at a bar at 3 pm on a Tuesday afternoon.
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In a shocking display, Drew has announced a radical overhaul of its parking permit system to replace the current structure after the sale of the commuter lot to Madison. As of now, all commuter students must prove their worthiness to park their vehicle at Drew in a series of high-stakes swordfights.
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A groundbreaking study from Purdue University suggests that unemployment may be linked to higher stress levels. Released to the public yesterday, the peer-reviewed study from Purdue’s College of Science covers a controlled experiment that lasted over four months and cost nearly $11,000. Funding came from student tuition.
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As many students at Indiana University know, scamming isn’t a practice reserved for the elderly. From fake Taylor Swift tickets to $9 delivery fees on an UberEats McChicken, throngs of scholars have been burned by predatory business practices.
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Dave Winston, SSN: 756-43-2366, says that he is extremely concerned that his social security will be leaked. “I just don’t know what I’d do if my SSN was made public!,” said Winston.
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