Boulder, CO— The presence of dogs on campus doesn’t just increase overall well-being and the number of smiles per day; they may also increase test scores, but not in the way that you might think.
New Study Shows That Dogs Can Improve Student Grades Read More »
A recent study conducted by anthropology upperclassmen has made waves in the broader CU community. The study, meant only to observe the human connection to the sun, reveals that intrinsically every 17-19-year-old feels a call to the sun.
New Study Finds That Freshmen Follow the Sun Like Cats Read More »
The CU Boulder campus is split into factions over a contentious issue. The debate started in mid-January and quickly spiraled out of control. The campus water heaters have been experiencing issues since there have been student dorms, but lately, things have taken a turn. Students haven’t been able to take even 10-minute showers without the water turning cold, leading to many abstaining from showering in the first place.
Student Gets Hypothermia From Cold Shower After Heater Broke Read More »
The beginning of the spring semester means a lot of things to different students. For many, it’s a new opportunity to center themselves, and stick to their resolutions. Some dread the return to homework and obligations. One thing that the CU community can agree on is that the start of a new year means the start of flu season.
College Students Test Positive for Ancient Diseases Read More »
In a groundbreaking new study, CU Boulder’s Neuroscience Department discovers that no one actually likes networking. It turns out that everyone is just afraid of being poor. It’s a shared psychosis in mass.
New Study Finds That No One Actually Likes Networking Events Read More »
BOULDER, Colo. (TN) — As the new year approaches, Americans appear to have quietly abandoned the annual tradition of optimistic resolutions, opting instead for modest, deeply achievable goals and motos such as getting through it, it is what it is, or even just not making things any worse. Every new year social media sees its
Boulder, CO— Ashley Clark, a student barista at the University of Colorado Boulder faced a unique challenge earlier today. Her shift started like any other, lattes, cold brews, the occasional hot chocolate. Then in walked Michael McMillan.
Barista Cuts Off Student After 5th Order of Quad Espresso Read More »
Citing “Unpredictable operational factors” ranging from weather patterns to “The general mood of the universe,” Regional Transportation District officials announced Monday that buses taking students home for Thanksgiving break will depart sometime between 8 a.m. Wednesday and, conservatively, next Tuesday.
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Boulder Police have released a statement condemning the recent rise of demon summonings in residence halls and the basements of campus buildings.
CU PD Reports Alarming Increase in Demon Summons on Campus Read More »
BOULDER, CO (TN)— On Monday, November 3rd, Evan Shrinner was preparing for his honors defense when he inadvertently collapsed the CU Boulder’s IT department. Shrinner volunteers at the CU Rapid Alert system and is an honors student at the university. In a panic, Shrinner opened his browser and hastily typed “Do they check your browser
