“I hit print and nothing happened, which is pretty common for this campus,” the student explained, their face blank with shock. “But then…it just…started talking? Like actual words. And I was like, ‘Okay, I’ve finally lost it. This is where they throw me in the loony bin. This is how it ends.’”
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Students all across campus report the absolute ridiculous wintry conditions they have to travel to class in. Because of these freezing temperatures, the students tend to wear an absurd amount of clothing, so much so that they waddle like penguins.
At the start of the semester, a student reported losing their student ID and went on quite the adventure to find it. First, they searched their wallet, their desk, then their whole dorm, and then all the other dorms. At this point, it was proving futile, and the student would have to give in and pay the $15 fee for a new one.
As the GVSU Lakers hockey season heats up at Georgetown Ice Center, members of the hockey community have launched a formal petition to replace Louie the Laker with the ice arena’s Zamboni resurfacing machine as the university’s official mascot.
This past weekend, Grand Valley State University students gathered for what was advertised as “The Most Legendary Halloween Bash in Allendale History.”
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At this time of year, while most would usually be celebrating the completion of their midterm exams and attending Halloween parties, students on the GVSU campus are left in a state of paranoia due to a recent surge in the sightings of what can only be described as “ghosts”. Although the campus has been historically
To keep up with an increasing number of students and traffic on campus, administrators at Grand Valley State University have reached out to various civil engineers across the country, seeking innovative solutions to modern problems.
Junior Kelly Jones applied for a job on campus, which she assumed would be easy: Helping people edit papers. She thought, “Okay, I’m good at all of this. I might not be super outgoing, but they do mention that they train students!” Excitedly, she went ahead and submitted an application.
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Due to the pressure of an ever-changing job market, a radical new approach has emerged amongst ambitious students at Grand Valley State University. Labeled the “Fast Track” to success, the strategy involves doubling a credit load each semester with hopes of graduating in half the time and cost it usually would take.
Robot teachers? GVSU is facing a whole new level of AI in education.
