Kennesaw State University

A.I Surveillance by KSU Reminds Students of the Wikipedia Summary of “1984” by Greorge Orwell

Throughout the KSU Campus, students have spoken about privacy concerns over the new A. I use surveillance to monitor the campus. Worries over illegal recording, access to citizens’ personal information, and the fact that a third-party company is ahead on this. It’s what one student calls “Orson-Wellian,” when interviewed by The Nut. When asked if he meant “Orwellian,” his response was,

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Barstool Intern Finds out Job Is Just Scrolling TikTok for 80 Hours a Week

Recent KSU alum Hunter Williams found himself unsatisfied with his internship under the Barstool Sports media empire. Majoring in Sports and Entertainment Marketing, he hoped to be able to push the sports podcasts of men who watch highlights of one sport and gain connections in the industry. After an interview that focused on beer chugging technique and if he was “not a beta,” he finds his hours are usually spent scrolling on TikTok and finding videos to “repost” on the Barstool.

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Statistics by Professional Frat Boy Show That Almost Half of Halloween Parties’ Time Is Spent Explaining What Their Costumes Are

Kennesaw, GA. – Halloweekend has come and passed. As students come to class with colds due to not wearing any cover in 40-degree weather, among other ailments, many students were reportedly frustrated with their experience. Students like Jen Smith complained that no one got her costume. Her costume? Sexy George W. Bush and her boyfriend went as the shoe that almost hit him.

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Young Republican Group Chat Leaks Reveal Between the Racist Statements They Were Also Team Jeremiah for TSITP

In the past month, the Young Republicans leaks have shown countless instances of racially charged and violent messages shared between potential leaders of the country. Severe use of slurs, threats, and other hateful comments flood the large group chats of the organization with them highlighting their damaging views. The worst of it, according to my friend, is the majority support for the character Jeremiah Fisher from the Prime series, The Summer I Turned Pretty

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Professor Claims That All Professors Should Exclusively Use Their Paywalled Published Work in Their Curriculum

Kennesaw, GA. – On September 26th, tenured KSU English professor Chase Gold went on his X account with his outlook on assigning readings for his classes. Professors should just insert all the works they will cover in one book with all their notes, annotations, and publish it as a book. Streamlined Teaching, essentially, as he put it, for the price of 105 USD.

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Computer Majors Shocked to Hear Water’s Other Uses Beside Processing Chat GPT

Sheply went further and further into his research as he typed in prompts into ChatGPT, asking about it. “Apparently, water is a major component in Red Bull, sodas, baking, and stuff. I’m actually 70% water, and I need that to live too. I totally forgot that!” Sheply then was curious about water by itself and actually drank it. He then washed it down with Root Beer.

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