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Heartbreaking: Graduation Ticket Scammer Actually has a Tragic Backstory

As the semester wraps up at Kennesaw State University, graduating seniors are hunting for extra graduation tickets. As always, group me scammers are taking advantage of the situation and are preying on students by offering tickets they don’t have. However, it has recently come to light that one scammer has a tragic backstory that led to this life of fraud.

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Even in His Own Dream Student Gets Rejected by Crush

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After never getting matched on Hinge, a student at Kennesaw State University did a brave thing and asked out their crush after class. However, they were promptly rejected. The student took it in stride and did not let it bring them down.

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KSU Adopts Sentient Buses That Leave Right When Students Are About to Get to the Bus

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Kennesaw State University will be unveiling new smart buses next week. The improved buses will use thermal technology to detect students. Essentially, the smart buses are sentient enough that they are capable of tracking students’ locations. However, the buses will have a countdown system for how long students have to get on before the bus leaves.

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Professor Puts in a Fake Zero While Finishing to Grade Midterm Essays as an ‘April Fools Prank’

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Last week, students of an anonymous professor were greeted with a zero on their midterm history essay.

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Male Student Exceeded His Personal Quota and Made One Friend This Semester

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The male loneliness epidemic has one less victim. KSU Junior, Max Griffen, managed to beat the odds as he secured a second hangout with “a dude from my PolSci class, think his name is Brandon.”

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Campus Art Museum to Be Converted Into Parking Lot

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Taking inspiration from Timothée Chalamet’s comments on the apparent lack of interest in ballet and opera, Kennesaw State University has decided to tear down the Zuckerman Art Museum to make way for a brand new parking lot.

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KSU Adds New Mascot to Honor Punch the Monkey

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Kennesaw State University will be introducing a new mascot, a macaque monkey, to honor Punch. A change that will benefit students who are so socially incompetent that they hide their faces behind plush toys.

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Student injuries at ice rinks rise since Alyssa Liu’s olympics

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After the Gold Medalist, Alyssa Liu, captured the hearts of Americans with her performance at the Winter Olympics, and her alternative style. Typical of Americans, many are trying to recapture that with the assumption they can skate as Ice Rink attendants rise.

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Students Fall Victim to Spam EMail Selling Their Soul for a Paid Internship

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An internship opportunity straight from Hell does not sound heavenly, but at least they are hiring, and interns make it out alive.

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A.I Surveillance by KSU Reminds Students of the Wikipedia Summary of “1984” by Greorge Orwell

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Throughout the KSU Campus, students have spoken about privacy concerns over the new A. I use surveillance to monitor the campus. Worries over illegal recording, access to citizens’ personal information, and the fact that a third-party company is ahead on this. It’s what one student calls “Orson-Wellian,” when interviewed by The Nut. When asked if he meant “Orwellian,” his response was,

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