Professor Lionel Smith has been using ChatGPT for the past year, and the students are starting to notice.
“I just asked Professor Smith about the syllabus, but he pulled out his phone and asked ChatGPT the same question,” said Freshman Mark Leyton. “Like, didn’t he write it? Why is he asking ChatGPT?”
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You’re a free spirit above all else. Being unique is a virtue you don’t take lightly, and although some might not understand it, it’s what you do best. The haters might say “you’re 40, it’s time to move on and stop dying your beard green,” but they don’t know that age is just a number, you’re definitely not too old for this.
In recent months the concept of the performative male has been bursting in popularity. I thought it was silly, laughable that even men have to pretend to be into Clairo, read feminist literature, and drink matcha, I already do these things. I thought this, like many memes, would be a mere fad. That was until a Co-op put on a Performative Male Competition on MAC Avenue.
Opinion: Why I Should Have Won the Performative Male Competition Read More »
Students in Dr. Edward Nirvanaberg’s Buddhist Art History 201 class were shocked to find out on Tuesday that their “favorite” professor would be retiring two weeks into the semester. Walking into their 10:00 A.M. class, Students found a chalkboard message that simply said: “I’M FREE Y’ALL! THANKS FOR BUYING THAT STUPID BOOK, I’LL BE MEDITATING ON CARNIVAL CRUISE TILL I GET REINCARNATED, SUCKERS!” next to a poorly drawn image of the tree of life flipping them the bird.
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MSU Claims Historic Victory Over Mental Health Diagnoses
MSU Announces “Mental Health Crisis” Officially Over, Dropping by 97% Read More »
She asked the artist to give her a tattoo saying “MSU co 2013”. After being told that it would be $20 per letter for the font she chose to shorten it to “MS-13”, thinking everyone would understand what it meant.
EAST LANSING, MI – Downtown sports bar FieldHouse, well-known by Michigan State students as the place where your girlfriend goes to cheat on you with an athlete you’ve never heard of, announced they were expanding earlier this month.
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The self-proclaimed filmmaking prodigy and junior film major is not holding back, saying, “It’s a low-brow, pandering, piece of crap and a mockery in the name of filmmaking.”
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Students and community members are still recovering from the horrifying robbery at CVS on M.A.C Ave last week. We here at the Nut got wind of some new developments in the case, so we sent our best down to the East Lansing P.D. to interview Head Detective Richard B. Smalls.
The meaning of life has been pondered for thousands of years, but thankfully to one special college student at Michigan State University, we finally have the answer.
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