MSU Announces “Mental Health Crisis” Officially Over, Dropping by 97%
MSU Claims Historic Victory Over Mental Health Diagnoses
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Michigan State Graduate From Class of 2013 Starting to Regret Getting Commemorative “MS-13” Neck Tattoo
She asked the artist to give her a tattoo saying “MSU co 2013”. After being told that it would be $20 per letter for the font she chose to shorten it to “MS-13”, thinking everyone would understand what it meant.
Fieldhouse Cancels Planned Expansions After High Paying Customers Enter Transfer Portal
EAST LANSING, MI – Downtown sports bar FieldHouse, well-known by Michigan State students as the place where your girlfriend goes to cheat on you with an athlete you’ve never heard of, announced they were expanding earlier this month.
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Film Student Can’t Stop Calling Minecraft Movie A Deplorable Mockery of Film
The self-proclaimed filmmaking prodigy and junior film major is not holding back, saying, “It’s a low-brow, pandering, piece of crap and a mockery in the name of filmmaking.”
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Computer Science Students Implicated in CVS Robbery Because Deodorant the Only Aisle Untouched
Students and community members are still recovering from the horrifying robbery at CVS on M.A.C Ave last week. We here at the Nut got wind of some new developments in the case, so we sent our best down to the East Lansing P.D. to interview Head Detective Richard B. Smalls.
Philosophy Professor Cancels Remainder of Course After Student Solves Meaning of Life
The meaning of life has been pondered for thousands of years, but thankfully to one special college student at Michigan State University, we finally have the answer.
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MSU Communications Arts and Sciences Building Haunted by Ghost with Poor Communication Skills
EAST LANSING, MI – Michigan State University is home to many spirits, namely the fun ones on the Grand River that promise young adults a good time. What many people don’t know however, is that MSU houses a lot of different spirits.
MSU Decides Not to Cancel Classes During Winter Storm, So They Don’t Miss Out On Much Needed Parking Ticket Revenue
“The loss in parking ticket revenue would be too great,” said MSU President Kevin Guskiwhodoesthisguythinkheis as he sipped on a hot latte from the comfort of his own home.
Super-super-super-super senior entering his 22nd Semester of undergrad
Kyle Chad III is a super-super-super-super senior starting his 22nd semester of undergrad at MSU. We caught up with Kyle at a bar at 3 pm on a Tuesday afternoon.
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Enrollment for Spring 2025 Classes is Open… And All of The Classes Filled Up Immediately, All of Them
Calling all Spartans! It is time to sign up for next semester’s classes. On your SIS portal, you can now go into your classes section and add classes that you can’t get into for next semester.
There are nearly zero classes available, unless you are interested in molecular biology or literal rocket science.
