EAST LANSING, MI – Michigan State University is home to many spirits, namely the fun ones on the Grand River that promise young adults a good time. What many people don’t know however, is that MSU houses a lot of different spirits.
“The loss in parking ticket revenue would be too great,” said MSU President Kevin Guskiwhodoesthisguythinkheis as he sipped on a hot latte from the comfort of his own home.
Kyle Chad III is a super-super-super-super senior starting his 22nd semester of undergrad at MSU. We caught up with Kyle at a bar at 3 pm on a Tuesday afternoon.
Super-super-super-super senior entering his 22nd Semester of undergrad Read More »
Calling all Spartans! It is time to sign up for next semester’s classes. On your SIS portal, you can now go into your classes section and add classes that you can’t get into for next semester.
There are nearly zero classes available, unless you are interested in molecular biology or literal rocket science.
Sophomore Zach Thompson came dressed to impress as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man for Michigan State’s annual Halloween frat party circuit, a choice he now regrets more than a final exam he didn’t study for. After downing a few drinks, Zach soon found himself on a mission that would test his endurance, patience, and bladder control.
Horror Story: Drunk Student Can’t Find Bathroom on Halloween Read More »
#7 Olds Hall
Creepy place, one long hallway on the first floor, decrepit building… it’s terrifying.
Laundry in the dorms is a nightmare, this is no secret. However, to make matters worse, the bottom right dryer in Akers Hall is broken. A freshman by the name of Freddie Miffle was outraged, and would not stand for this. So, Freddie organized a protest amongst his peers: nobody was to do laundry until that bottom dryer was fixed.
Students Boycotting All Laundry Until Broken Dryer is Fixed Read More »
In a long-overdue move, MSU has announced plans to officially hire squirrel ambassadors to promote the university after years of exploiting these adorable creatures’ unpaid labor.
Stanley was the third MSU President in four years to step down prematurely. The job has come with many controversies and public scandals. The newly inducted President, Kevin Guskiewicz, began working on his first project as President the second he got the job.
Newly Inducted President Already Preparing Speech For Inevitable Scandal Read More »
MSU has the eighth largest campus in the country, and it takes a lot to keep it pretty. Since it is in the state of Michigan, there is obviously endless construction going on. Many major roads are under construction as well as a brand new cultural center that has a lot of people excited.
MSU Road Construction To Conclude in 2084; New Cultural Center in 2132 Read More »
