The 7 Scariest Places on MSU’s Campus
#7 Olds Hall
Creepy place, one long hallway on the first floor, decrepit building… it’s terrifying.
Students Boycotting All Laundry Until Broken Dryer is Fixed
Laundry in the dorms is a nightmare, this is no secret. However, to make matters worse, the bottom right dryer in Akers Hall is broken. A freshman by the name of Freddie Miffle was outraged, and would not stand for this. So, Freddie organized a protest amongst his peers: nobody was to do laundry until that bottom dryer was fixed.
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MSU Hires Campus Squirrels as Official Ambasadors; Will ReceiveMonthly Acorn Stipend and Lodging in High End Trees
In a long-overdue move, MSU has announced plans to officially hire squirrel ambassadors to promote the university after years of exploiting these adorable creatures’ unpaid labor.
Newly Inducted President Already Preparing Speech For Inevitable Scandal
Stanley was the third MSU President in four years to step down prematurely. The job has come with many controversies and public scandals. The newly inducted President, Kevin Guskiewicz, began working on his first project as President the second he got the job.
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MSU Road Construction To Conclude in 2084; New Cultural Center in 2132
MSU has the eighth largest campus in the country, and it takes a lot to keep it pretty. Since it is in the state of Michigan, there is obviously endless construction going on. Many major roads are under construction as well as a brand new cultural center that has a lot of people excited.
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Local Bars Near MSU Seem Unaware of Underage Drinking
Some hotspot bars around East Lansing and MSU’s campus include Rick’s, Harper’s, Landshark, Fieldhouse, and others. All of these bars swear that they have no knowledge of anybody underage drinking in their bars.
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