Sophomore Zach Thompson came dressed to impress as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man for Michigan State’s annual Halloween frat party circuit, a choice he now regrets more than a final exam he didn’t study for. After downing a few drinks, Zach soon found himself on a mission that would test his endurance, patience, and bladder control.
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#7 Olds Hall
Creepy place, one long hallway on the first floor, decrepit building… it’s terrifying.
Laundry in the dorms is a nightmare, this is no secret. However, to make matters worse, the bottom right dryer in Akers Hall is broken. A freshman by the name of Freddie Miffle was outraged, and would not stand for this. So, Freddie organized a protest amongst his peers: nobody was to do laundry until that bottom dryer was fixed.
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In a long-overdue move, MSU has announced plans to officially hire squirrel ambassadors to promote the university after years of exploiting these adorable creatures’ unpaid labor.
Stanley was the third MSU President in four years to step down prematurely. The job has come with many controversies and public scandals. The newly inducted President, Kevin Guskiewicz, began working on his first project as President the second he got the job.
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MSU has the eighth largest campus in the country, and it takes a lot to keep it pretty. Since it is in the state of Michigan, there is obviously endless construction going on. Many major roads are under construction as well as a brand new cultural center that has a lot of people excited.
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Some hotspot bars around East Lansing and MSU’s campus include Rick’s, Harper’s, Landshark, Fieldhouse, and others. All of these bars swear that they have no knowledge of anybody underage drinking in their bars.
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