The Nut has since conducted their own investigation and found incriminating evidence within the Drew Archives of mole-like humanoid creatures living beneath the Tolley-Brown circle.
She has been seen giving students instruments and sports equipment and telling them that she “sacrificed everything for them, so they can’t fail!!”.
Drew administrators have partnered with multiple coding, chemistry, and computer science classes to create turbo speed rockets for the security vehicles that patrol campus.
Drew Students Fear for Lives Due to Rocket Powered Campus Security Cars Read More »
Then a howl came forth from the ground, and the earth quaked as hundreds of Ranger Bears burst out of the soil.
Ghost Tour of Campus Leads Visitors to Ranger Bear Cemetery Read More »
Since last year’s dining service switched to gourmet dining, which solely utilizes Grubhub, Ranger Bear has become accustomed to ordering his usual McDonald’s and storing it for the upcoming winter.
Ranger Bear Forced to Come out of Hibernation Following Grubhub Shutdown Read More »
The Drew administration urges students to contact the Madison authorities should they encounter a horde of lady beetles, so they can send the proper experts to deal with it.
Copy of Students Prepare for the Upcoming Winter Lady Bug Apocalypse Read More »
As the high of fall break sizzles out, students return to campus with higher hopes and in good spirits. Coming back at the peak of midterm season, all students want to do is lock in.
However, Drew Facilities had a better idea.
Drew Students Gladiator Battle Over the Only Laundry Machine on Campus Read More »
According to the Drew website, 1 out of 5 students every year will get lost in the weeds.
Student Seen Carving Through Campus Weeds With Machete Read More »
This week at Drew, University President Hillary Link took 3rd in EC Hillary Link lookalike contest!
Drew President Hillary Link Caught Competing in EC Hillary Link Look-alike Contest Read More »
Hebert Horbin began practicing in 1995, but due to a shift in the space-time continuum, he kept playing for 30 years!
Student Practicing Piano in EC, Looks up to Realize They’ve Been Playing for 30 Years Read More »
