Drew University has replaced campus security with the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. What at first seemed like a decision that made campus life more fun and nostalgic ended up becoming a never-ending nightmare for students.The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers have been out of work for a long time getting replaced by much cooler and younger […]
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Nobody likes knowing that their rooms will be inspected by Residential staff during break, but this year, in an effort to make sure students realize what they’re leaving out, Pro Staff has announced that they will be posting the Top 10 Weirdest things students have in their rooms. Spokesperson for RHA, Kelly Grambler, tells
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In a shocking turn of events at Drew University, a desperate student on the waitlist for a popular class has resorted to extreme measures to secure a spot. The student, who we’ll call “Bargain Billy,” allegedly attempted to make an offer the professor couldn’t refuse. It all started innocently enough, with Bargain Billy approaching the
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Bingo is one of the favored pastimes of Americans all over the country, including right here in our Forest. However, there has been a recent alert that the US is facing a national bingo card crisis, and investigations into the matter have revealed that the most likely cause has been none other than Drew University
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Having roommates while in college can be an emotional and experienced rollercoaster. You never know what awaits you when you arrive at your dorm, from impromptu movie evenings to late-night study sessions. But there’s always that one type of roommate who never shows up. Their significant other is the reason for this unusual occasion. What
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It’s that time of year, when the leaves change color and turn our forest into a picturesque orange rainbow perfect for promotional pictures. But there’s one drawback to this lovely time of year. Once the leaves fall, Drew releases an army of highly trained facilities staff whose one mission is to find and destroy every
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In a shocking turn of events, it seems that Drew University has completely skipped over Thanksgiving and jumped straight into the Christmas spirit. Mariah Carey’s infamous holiday tune All I Want for Christmas Is You has been blaring through the speakers in the Commons 24/7. This move has caused great distress to residents of nearby Welch
Just in time for Halloween Drew has announced a new addition to our campus entertainment! Now, while students enjoy a delicious meal at Commons, they can also enjoy a performance by the brand-new Ranger Bear Band! All the members of the Ranger Bear Band are animatronics run by cutting-edge technology. In fact, it’s so cutting-edge
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We’ve all been there. Maybe you were focused on other assignments or you had a big game the night before or maybe you just procrastinated, but all of a sudden you realize that you have a big exam the next day that you haven’t studied for. What would you do to make sure you passed
Drew students have been disappointed at the absence of any popular chain restaurants on campus for years. While other schools have a food court with a variety of restaurants to choose from, Drew students are limited to Commons or EC. At last, though, students will get what they’ve been asking for; Drew University will be
