In a shocking revelation that has left the campus community barking mad, Drew University’s Community Advisors made a discovery that could rival the plot of 101 Dalmatians. During routine dorm checks, they stumbled upon a hidden dog shelter, tucked away in a seemingly ordinary Baldwin Hall room.
The clandestine kennel was a veritable canine paradise, complete with individual crates and a surprisingly diverse population of furry friends. From golden retrievers to chihuahuas, the student had managed to amass a small army of adorable canine companions — University officials were both amazed and perplexed by the find.
“We had no idea such a thing was going on,” said CA Carter Canine. “The student involved must have been incredibly dedicated in their doggo-den efforts.”
While the university has declined to release the name of the student responsible, the unexpected discovery has also presented an opportunity — Drew has confirmed through spokesperson Frank Fetcherson on that the E.C. therapy dog events will now be increasing in frequency to at least once a week.
Students and faculty alike have expressed excitement about the prospect of having more therapy dogs on campus. The additional availability will allow for more varied events, such as dog yoga, puppy therapy sessions, and even a potential Squirrel-Chasing Special.
While the new events have set tails and tongues wagging campus-wide, Fetcherson emphasised that it is also hoped that the incident will serve as a reminder of the importance of responsible pet ownership and the potential consequences of keeping animals in unauthorized spaces.
