Campus - The Nut

Entity Created out of Mass of Hair, Mold, and Nail Clippings Found in Shower Drain

The University of Virginia prides itself on its diversity and commitment to a safe and inclusive environment for students of all kinds, regardless of gender, race, sexual orientation, or religion. Unfortunately, this commitment has caused the university to run into a predicament, as a small group of students on the grounds has formed a new religion, and has chosen the 3rd floor communal bathroom in Kent House as their house of worship.

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GVSU Experiments With Cyber Tunnel-Like System to Reduce Foot Traffic Causing Major Electric Scooter Backup

Campus / Grand Valley State University

To keep up with an increasing number of students and traffic on campus, administrators at Grand Valley State University have reached out to various civil engineers across the country, seeking innovative solutions to modern problems.

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‘Threat of Death’ being considered as reasonable deterrent for student absence and lateness.

Campus / University of Arizona

With people feeling comfortable relying on their electronic devices and staying up later than ever, students are now more willing, whether consciously or otherwise, to risk being late to class or missing it altogether.

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Student Practicing Piano in EC, Looks up to Realize They’ve Been Playing for 30 Years

Campus, Student / Drew

Hebert Horbin began practicing in 1995, but due to a shift in the space-time continuum, he kept playing for 30 years!

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UVA Proudly Ranked #3 Most Challenging Wheelchair Obstacle Course in America

Campus / University of Virginia

UVA is known for its commitment to excellence, from strict admittance qualifications, to an extensive network of alumni, to its dedicated maintenance of its beautiful and historic campus. The school is even ranked the fourth best public university in America, according to U.S. News. This is why, when USA Today announced a ranking of the “10 Most Challenging Wheelchair Obstacle Courses in America”, it was no surprise that UVA was on the podium, ranking third nationally.

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ASU Reveals Latest Innovation, ATSD, a “Homegrown” STD

Campus / Arizona State

ASTD: ASU’s Latest Innovation No One Wanted

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Students Claim Applying for on-Campus Job More Dificult Then off-Campus Job

Campus, Student / Grand Valley State University

Junior Kelly Jones applied for a job on campus, which she assumed would be easy: Helping people edit papers. She thought, “Okay, I’m good at all of this. I might not be super outgoing, but they do mention that they train students!” Excitedly, she went ahead and submitted an application.

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University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices

Campus, Food / U of Minnesota

A commando unit of custodial staff systematically opened, drained, and refilled every hand sanitizer dispenser on campus with hot sauce.

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Commuter Students Notice Massive Thigh Muscles From Having to Walk up Hill From the Commuter Lots

Campus, Student / Ohio University

Commuter students at Ohio University Athens have recently noticed their thigh muscles growing exponentially, becoming like those of a bodybuilder within the three short weeks this semester has been in session.

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Students Taking Extra Credits in “Fast Track” to Graduation Collapse From Weight of Textbooks

Campus, Student / Grand Valley State University

Due to the pressure of an ever-changing job market, a radical new approach has emerged amongst ambitious students at Grand Valley State University. Labeled the “Fast Track” to success, the strategy involves doubling a credit load each semester with hopes of graduating in half the time and cost it usually would take.

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