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Statistics by Professional Frat Boy Show That Almost Half of Halloween Parties’ Time Is Spent Explaining What Their Costumes Are

Kennesaw, GA. – Halloweekend has come and passed. As students come to class with colds due to not wearing any cover in 40-degree weather, among other ailments, many students were reportedly frustrated with their experience. Students like Jen Smith complained that no one got her costume. Her costume? Sexy George W. Bush and her boyfriend went as the shoe that almost hit him.

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Ghost Tour of Campus Leads Visitors to Ranger Bear Cemetery

Campus, Holiday, Student / Drew

Then a howl came forth from the ground, and the earth quaked as hundreds of Ranger Bears burst out of the soil.

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Student Ghost Hunters Investigate Paranormal Activity, Revealing It Was a Disgruntled Professor

Holiday, Professor / Grand Valley State University

At this time of year, while most would usually be celebrating the completion of their midterm exams and attending Halloween parties, students on the GVSU campus are left in a state of paranoia due to a recent surge in the sightings of what can only be described as “ghosts”. Although the campus has been historically

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Students Celebrate St Patrick’s Day for the Fourth Weekend in a Row, After Blacking Out the Other Three Times

Holiday, Student / U of Minnesota

No one remembered they had already celebrated the Irish holiday for the past three weekends and were confused when their one green shirt kept showing up in the laundry basket. Campus bars recognized the money-making opportunity and will serve green beer and jello shots for a fourth weekend.

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Santa Places Drew Admin on “Naughty List” After Getting Conduct Warning For Breaking Into EC Chimney

Holiday / Drew

In a recent turn of events which has sent shockwaves through the hallowed paths of Drew University, jolly old Saint Nick himself has suddenly declared all-out war on the school administration. The catalyst for this sudden conflict? A midnight incident at the EC which landed Santa Claus in hot water with security.

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Dorm Room Friendsgiving Pot Luck Ruined as Everyone Brings Instant Mashed Potatoes

Holiday, Student / Drew

The annual McClintock Hall Friendsgiving took an unexpected turn this year when every single attendee arrived with the same dish: instant mashed potatoes. What should have been a heartwarming evening of shared gratitude quickly descended into carbohydrate chaos.

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President Michael Crow Would Like to Invite All 183,061 Total ASU Students to His Home For Thanksgiving Dinner

Holiday / Arizona State

“I’m Lonely” is what the president of Arizona State University, Dr. Michael Crow, said in a short video he uploaded to his TikTok account last Saturday at 2:45 a.m just before he graciously invited all 183,061 students to his house for a Thanksgiving dinner cooked by his wife.

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Horror Story: Drunk Student Can’t Find Bathroom on Halloween

Holiday, Student / Michigan State

Sophomore Zach Thompson came dressed to impress as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man for Michigan State’s annual Halloween frat party circuit, a choice he now regrets more than a final exam he didn’t study for. After downing a few drinks, Zach soon found himself on a mission that would test his endurance, patience, and bladder control.

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