This Saturday, July 13 2024, A Trump Campaign Rally, was cut short after an attempted assassin opened fire, striking former President, Donald Trump, in the ear. While this event has affected the whole nation, it is safe to say that no one is more shocked than Conservative Americans. “This is a truly disappointing day for our Country”, said Bill Perkins, “How am I supposed to vote for Trump now that he’s pierced the gay ear?!”
According to a recent poll, 80% of Conservative Americans will no longer vote for Trump now that he has pierced his right ear, more frequently referred to as the “Gay Ear.” Fox News is currently reporting the piercing as a political statement in which Trump has betrayed his values.
When Trump stood back up in front of the podium, it was immediately clear to the crowd what had happened. “You really just hate to see things like this happen,” said Becky Wallace, A Maga supporter who attended the rally, “Now if it had gotten ’em on the other side everything would’ve been fine!”
It is now up for debate whether Trump’s choice to turn and show his right ear, was a blatant form of grooming. “To do it on stage, on live TV! Kids could be watching and they shouldn’t be exposed to all that LGBT stuff!,” said Blue Ribbon enthusiast, Tucker Nash.
So far, there has been no apology from President Trump or his Campaign team. A petition is circulating across the country demanding the Republican Party to choose a Candidate who can keep their lobes intact.
