Calling all Spartans! It is time to sign up for next semester’s classes. On your SIS portal, you can now go into your classes section and add classes that you can’t get into for next semester.
There are nearly zero classes available, unless you are interested in molecular biology or literal rocket science.
The wait-list for “introduction to wine” now stands at over 200 people, so hurry up and or you might not get in!
As for all of your basic classes that you need or want to take, don’t count on it. One professor had this to say when asked about getting into their Journalism 320 class: “Well, yes, but there are some restrictions. You must be in the school of engineering, be at least 20 years old, have a younger sibling, have a pet over the age of 3, be over 5 foot 8, have a significant other, sleep in frigid temperatures, put the toilet paper over as opposed to under, provide the professor with an instructor’s tax of $20 in order to both enter and exit every class, hate onions, have your favorite color be green, and only like boneless, not bone-in wings.” This is a great reminder of how important it is to pay attention to the listed requirements for every class.
To be a qualified student, you must be taking at least 12 credits a semester. If you sign up for every class you can next semester, you should be at 9 credits, so you’ll almost be there!
For anyone struggling, counselors are NOT available to help. Their hours are all filled with every single student except you. So don’t even bother.
Good luck y’all, and have a great second semester of doing absolutely nothing productive!
