MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.,—Sam Jones, a popular frat boy at the University of Minnesota, shed tears after he learned President Trump imposed tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico.
Jones felt heartbroken and angry after he removed the 50 flags of Trump being shirtless while drinking a Miller that was hung around his apartment.
Mitchell Davis, Jones’s roommate had to comfort him after the tariffs were imposed on beers from Canada.
Davis said he was sick of hearing his roommate crying every night because the price of beer increasing every day.
“I had to comfort him in his bed while he was chugging his last drop of warm bud light that he found in the bathtub,”
Jones’s therapist recommends that he switches to lavender tea after his meltdown over the tariffs on beer.
