Freshman Class Have Their New Emblem Raised in the EC

It has become a recent tradition at Drew that each freshman class chooses an emblem to represent for their four years at Drew. In the past, it has been an acorn, a tree, Ranger Bear, a squirrel, and more. The class of 2027 has decided to go with a unique approach for their emblem. 


The class of 2027 was given a pole to choose what they wanted for their class emblem. The choices included the statue of Francis Asbury, a Playboy bunny (for readers who don’t know Drew has one of the largest Playboy collections in the world), a leaf, and this year there was also a write-in option. 


The write-in option gave students the chance to submit an image that they wanted to represent their entire class. The school wasn’t worried about what people would submit, because they didn’t think enough people would submit the exact same image for it to matter. However, it seems Drew forgot to factor in that they opened the poll the same day that former United States President Donald Trump had his mugshot released to the public. 


Within minutes of the poll being up Drew’s server crashed from the tens of Trump mugshot images uploaded to the server. The poll closed with Trump winning by a landslide. Trump (72), Playboy Bunny (8), Leaf (1), and Francis Asbury (0). 


The Nut reached out to Trump for comment on how he feels about winning the election. We had to cut it down for length. “I knew I would win, there was never a doubt in my mind. They said I wouldn’t win…Wait what election was this, doesn’t matter… Sleepy Joe and his communist democrat friends tried to steal the election… Who the hell is Francis Asbury?”

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