EAST LANSING, MI – Michigan State University is home to many spirits, namely the fun ones on the Grand River that promise young adults a good time. What many people don’t know however, is that MSU houses a lot of different spirits.
Say hello to Kohmoonicatione (Koh-moon-i-cah-tee-own) Artend Skienkies (Ski-ahn-keys), the ghost who haunts the MSU Communication Arts and Sciences building. Ironically, Kohmoonicatione has terrible communication skills. This should not come as a surprise though considering he is a spartan alum and former communications student at the university.
He communicates using morse code. Recently he left a message saying: “Hail Satan. All humanity must pay for their sins.” It should be noted though that neither Kohmoonicatione nor the person who translated his message know a lick of morse code. So do with this what you will.
