Biden has been having a rough time lately. He fumbled and mumbled during the debate, Trump got shot and has been getting all of the attention, and Biden even got COVID-19. Despite his best efforts to prove that he is still fit to run, everyone has been asking him to step down. Poor Biden has really been going through it recently.
Luckily for the current president, it’s his favorite day of the year, National Ice Cream Day. He gives his most trusted Secret Service member a nickel and sends them out to pick up some of his favorite chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. The secret service agent returned with the ice cream inside of a $4 billion liquid nitrogen-cooled briefcase keeping it at the perfect temperature. Not melting, but not too icy either. Biden couldn’t be happier and he thinks that everything is finally starting to turn around for Ol’ Joe.
Only three licks into his ice cream and it spilled all over his desk. Staffers reported that after a few seconds a teary-eyed Biden shouted, “That’s it, I quit!” Biden then stormed off. At the time staffers were not too worried stating that he does this all the time “trying to get a reaction.” One staffer said, “This is the fourth time he has said he was going to quit this week. We usually let him cool off and pretend like nothing happened, but I guess someone let him have access to his Twitter account.”
