#7 Olds Hall
Creepy place, one long hallway on the first floor, decrepit building… it’s terrifying. Seriously, walk in there with a friend at midnight one day and tell me you don’t feel like the main characters in a horror movie who are about to stupidly get themselves killed. But hey, there’s a vending machine. So at least you won’t die hungry.
#6 The Beal Botanical Garden
More like the Satanical Garden, am I right? Rumor has it that satanic rituals have been done in this garden and the bodies have been buried right underneath the soil. So, if you ever see a bunch of people in red robes standing menacingly in the Beal Garden, go say hi, they are real nice folk!
#5 The Red Cedar River
Yeah, so maybe it’s not a place per say, but have you seen that brown, murky water? Tell me there aren’t dead bodies in that river and I’ll tell you the Pope isn’t catholic.
#4 Akers Dining Hall
A boatload of freshmen and the worst food on campus… doesn’t get much scarier than that.
#3 Mayo Hall
Legitimately the most haunted place on campus. Sure wouldn’t want to live in that dorm. There is a giant painting of Mary Mayo that is said to be haunted. Was- not is- because some idiot stole the painting last year and it still has not been recovered. That’s because it was sold to some sucker on eBay. Mary Mayo didn’t die for this tomfoolery.
#2 The Asbestos Rooms
There are a ton of asbestos rooms in the older dorms on north campus. Like- a lot. It’s-a-best-to stay away from those rooms. They can quite literally kill you. Not even Mary Mayo could do to you what asbestos can.
#1 Literally This Entire University
Seriously though, go check out Friday.beers.spartans or msuchicks on instagram and you’ll see what I mean. This campus is freaky, but the students might be freakier.
