#10 The Somehow Still Undecided Voter
Includes: Fence to sit on
#9 Missing Votes from 2020
Includes: 100k votes Biden threw away
#8 Hillary Clinton’s Emails
Includes: a bunch of Nigerian prince scams she responded to
#7 Master Oogway (Mitch McConnell)
Includes: the ability to turn into cherry blossom petals and fly away
#6 The Ghost of Roe V Wade
Includes: 5 smiling supreme court justices
#5 Kamala Harris’ Tax Plan
Includes: men who will never be in that tax bracket complaining about her plan
#4. Hunter Biden
Includes: Cocaine and Hookers
#3. QAnon Shaman (Viking Guy)
Includes: 41 month prison sentence
#2. The Wall
Does not include: finished wall
#1 JD Vance’s Couch (Stay Away from anyone dressed as JD Vance)