Kennesaw, GA.,- KSU has a new hero roaming around campus, and after he traded blows with a wannabe IShowSpeed, he has declared war on an invading species; online streamers. To assist in the pursuit, a real life Avengers team will be formed before Disney sends a cease and desist.
The KSU Spider-Man has made rounds around the Kennesaw campus with his acrobatics on his way to his supposed classes. Reactions from the KSU student body ranged from amusement to annoyance. “I’m gonna be honest, I have never seen the guy even enter a classroom,” said one student.
The apparent student has decided to take the mantle he got from an Amazon sale seriously as he crossed paths with Twitch streamer/YouTuber/recently fired Dairy Queen worker Psych0BR0. The 27-year-old non-student streamer was “rizzing” freshman female students by calling them “bitches” while filming them without permission. Spider-Man while holding a bag from the Cinnabon on campus took offense and challenged the streamer. Psych0BR0 looked at his camera to ask his Twitch Chat of 4 followers if he should fight before getting a left hook to the face. The ensuing melee was described by onlookers as “kinda cringe” and “not really a fight after the punch” as they began to shadow box and do backflips at each other. Campus security showed up and both individuals ran.
The Nut reached out to KSU Spider-Man to comment. “I will not allow these streamers who don’t even go here to corrupt my campus. Yes, I am an actual student, stop asking that.” The freshman plans to go to the Marietta campus and other surrounding universities’ “heroes” to combat the other numerous streamers as soon as his new suit comes in the mail and after his chemistry test. The Georgia State Batman has declared his support but has to wait for his mom to be free to give a ride.
Psych0BR0 saw an influx of new followers to his Twitch after the fight but he was banned after crude comments about the Smurfs movie. His comments to The Nut on the situation were that he is now going to KICK and to follow his Soundcloud. We will not plug it in for the sake of good music. Psych0BR0 is not the only streamer like this on the Kennesaw Campus and some are actual students unfortunately. KSU Spider-Man has his work cut out for him, and we hope he starts wearing a dancer’s belt for his and our eyes’ sake.
