Kennesaw, GA., – As A.I. uses more and more clean water, one computer science major ventures to ask one thing about water: what else can it do? Matt Sheply has not only been using ChatGPT to assist in school, but has also been a big supporter of it to anyone who would listen. One day, as he was asking ChatGPT to make images of him passing his classes outside, rain started to pour down.
“I completely forgot about rain, I was only outside because my roommate was tired of the ‘smell’,” said Sheply, “This shocked me to the core. I had to know more about this.”
Sheply went further and further into his research as he typed in prompts into ChatGPT, asking about it. “Apparently, water is a major component in Red Bull, sodas, baking, and stuff. I’m actually 70% water, and I need that to live too. I totally forgot that!” Sheply then was curious about water by itself and actually drank it. He then washed it down with Root Beer.
When he reached out to The Nut to share his story, he was gaining the courage to once again take a shower, much to his roommates’ joy. Unfortunately, he is now under academic probation after his professors found out that he used ChatGPT for almost every assignment he did, his emails, and even his college essay. He has reached out to The Nut with this,
“I am completely innocent of all charges. I am offended how this University is not only discriminating against me but also against the code of an innocent tech company. I will fight this alongside ChatGPT. How does that sound? Want to make any tweaks to match your style?”
